Religion VS. Physics

The saying what goes up, must come down does obviously not apply to the christian religion. On the 20th of April Brazilian Reverend Aderil Antonio Carlis took of with the help of hundreds of helium filed balloons, I will repeat that, HUNDREDS OF HELIUM FILLED BALLOONS....... in order to raise money to build spiritual rest stops for Brazilian truck-drivers. It all makes perfect sense right?

What Reverend Bat-shit insane forgot was that the laws of physics demand that,and I can't stress this enough, what ever goes up, must come down! So he crashed into the fucking ocean and died, making him the all time champion of dumb ass deaths.

Now if his mission had been to kill himself I would be in awe. Think of it, what a way to go! Actually this gives me something to aim at in life. Thank you Reverend!


//Shahin