Religion VS. Physics

The saying what goes up, must come down does obviously not apply to the christian religion. On the 20th of April Brazilian Reverend Aderil Antonio Carlis took of with the help of hundreds of helium filed balloons, I will repeat that, HUNDREDS OF HELIUM FILLED BALLOONS....... in order to raise money to build spiritual rest stops for Brazilian truck-drivers. It all makes perfect sense right?

What Reverend Bat-shit insane forgot was that the laws of physics demand that,and I can't stress this enough, what ever goes up, must come down! So he crashed into the fucking ocean and died, making him the all time champion of dumb ass deaths.

Now if his mission had been to kill himself I would be in awe. Think of it, what a way to go! Actually this gives me something to aim at in life. Thank you Reverend!


//Shahin

Cheesy Not Cheesy

If you're in Gothenburg tonight make sure to check this out at Uppåt Framåt.

//Shahin

Ryan Sheckler, misunderstood teen or "Paris Hilton on wheels"?

I remember Lee Smith once saying that he thought that Ryan Sheckler thinks that what he's doing is "normal" and that he probably can't see whatever wrongdoing he's doing is as lame as a lamas ass on heroin. Now for you who don't know, he's pretty much ruining skateboarding and turning it in too some sort of extreme action reality TV eye-raping spectacle.

I have to say that I kind of believed what Lee was saying. I thought, well the poor guy is most likely clueless and thinks that this is what pro-skateboarders do. Oh boy where we wrong!

In this little ESPN article I'm about to post, you will see the true face ( pimple free as it is nowadays ) of Ryan.
We also get opinions from friends of Sheckler, such as amish boy turned pro-skateboarder Jereme Rogers.

"The real skate rats, they don't want to see Panasonic have anything to do with skating". "Personally, I think skateboarding is harder than throwing a basketball into a hoop, so I'm all for it growing up and being taken seriously. Ryan is helping do that, and he gets hated on the hardest.". Lady's and gentlemen, do I even need to tell you how fucking wrong he is!?

So please reed this interview and hate harder and faster than you ever hated before, cause it is the hating that has kept skateboarding interesting for centuries and centuries to come.

Click here to read the article.

//Shahin

Stereotypes: José Greco

Sometimes you wish that stereotypes where true.

//Shahin

Awesomeness: Baltazar

Professor Baltazar is our hero, nuff said!

//Shahin

Awesomeness: Mr. T on 80's Fashion

Personally I'm starting to get fucking sick of the damn 80's, hogging all the cool factor from the 90's. And what can you say about Mr. T? Well he's act isn't all that diverse and after a few "fool"'s here and a couple of "sucka"'s there you start to wish for a sudden visit from the angel of death. However sometimes two negatives become a positive or something in the perimeters of this extremely lame saying. We proudly present to you (stolen from Way Beyond Fabrics) Mr. T on 80's fashion, and while I'm at it, fuck the 80's, let's bring back the 90's. Thank you.

//Shahin

Skateboarding: Erik J Pettersson

This is our friend Erik, and he's pretty damn good!

//Shahin

Weirdness: Rides & Kid on Ice Cream.

When you're walking trough the streets of Barcelona you run into weird stuff. Here's a couple of them caught with my Iphone camera. //Shahin Donald Duck supermanish boat ride.
Free Willy Asian schoolboy ride.
Space shuttle boat with head of Donald Duck ride.
This one scares me...
This one i posted a while ago, I still don't know what is going on or what they where thinking when they built it.
And to my surprise I found yet another one where the designers seemed to be somewhere else than in their right state of mind when designed.
And finally horse with head of horse ride.

Music: Sabrina - Boys Boys Boys.

A real "dänga" as we say in Sweden, here's a classic summer tune about boys but with a pair of tits stealing the show. Halfway trough the video you have already forgotten what it is you're watching and your surroundings turn into breasts. Enjoy!

//Shahin