Statistics: Rambo & Friends.

John Rambo seems to be a man who lacks happiness in his life, but at least he doesn't bullshit you with fake smiles and weak attempts at being nice. Professor John Mueller at Ohio State University took some time between writing books about foreign policy, defense policy and public opinion to do what is normally done by fat middle aged men who still live in their mothers basements and consider girls to be a waste of time, and analyzed all four Rambo movies and came up with the following result: John Rambo is a virgin.