We Quote: Cracked.com

Im very little honored to present a new feature to The Equally Foolish; "We Quote", Don't worry, we're not talking about doin' that gay ass bunny-ear gesture, we're simply posting funny shit we found! First out: Cracked! (The funniest site on the internet?)

"Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth." Keep readin' //Albin