Religion VS. Physics

The saying what goes up, must come down does obviously not apply to the christian religion. On the 20th of April Brazilian Reverend Aderil Antonio Carlis took of with the help of hundreds of helium filed balloons, I will repeat that, HUNDREDS OF HELIUM FILLED BALLOONS....... in order to raise money to build spiritual rest stops for Brazilian truck-drivers. It all makes perfect sense right?

What Reverend Bat-shit insane forgot was that the laws of physics demand that,and I can't stress this enough, what ever goes up, must come down! So he crashed into the fucking ocean and died, making him the all time champion of dumb ass deaths.

Now if his mission had been to kill himself I would be in awe. Think of it, what a way to go! Actually this gives me something to aim at in life. Thank you Reverend!


//Shahin

Cheesy Not Cheesy

If you're in Gothenburg tonight make sure to check this out at Uppåt Framåt.

//Shahin

Ryan Sheckler, misunderstood teen or "Paris Hilton on wheels"?

I remember Lee Smith once saying that he thought that Ryan Sheckler thinks that what he's doing is "normal" and that he probably can't see whatever wrongdoing he's doing is as lame as a lamas ass on heroin. Now for you who don't know, he's pretty much ruining skateboarding and turning it in too some sort of extreme action reality TV eye-raping spectacle.

I have to say that I kind of believed what Lee was saying. I thought, well the poor guy is most likely clueless and thinks that this is what pro-skateboarders do. Oh boy where we wrong!

In this little ESPN article I'm about to post, you will see the true face ( pimple free as it is nowadays ) of Ryan.
We also get opinions from friends of Sheckler, such as amish boy turned pro-skateboarder Jereme Rogers.

"The real skate rats, they don't want to see Panasonic have anything to do with skating". "Personally, I think skateboarding is harder than throwing a basketball into a hoop, so I'm all for it growing up and being taken seriously. Ryan is helping do that, and he gets hated on the hardest.". Lady's and gentlemen, do I even need to tell you how fucking wrong he is!?

So please reed this interview and hate harder and faster than you ever hated before, cause it is the hating that has kept skateboarding interesting for centuries and centuries to come.

Click here to read the article.

//Shahin

Stereotypes: José Greco

Sometimes you wish that stereotypes where true.

//Shahin

Awesomeness: Baltazar

Professor Baltazar is our hero, nuff said!

//Shahin

Awesomeness: Mr. T on 80's Fashion

Personally I'm starting to get fucking sick of the damn 80's, hogging all the cool factor from the 90's. And what can you say about Mr. T? Well he's act isn't all that diverse and after a few "fool"'s here and a couple of "sucka"'s there you start to wish for a sudden visit from the angel of death. However sometimes two negatives become a positive or something in the perimeters of this extremely lame saying. We proudly present to you (stolen from Way Beyond Fabrics) Mr. T on 80's fashion, and while I'm at it, fuck the 80's, let's bring back the 90's. Thank you.

//Shahin

Skateboarding: Erik J Pettersson

This is our friend Erik, and he's pretty damn good!

//Shahin

Weirdness: Rides & Kid on Ice Cream.

When you're walking trough the streets of Barcelona you run into weird stuff. Here's a couple of them caught with my Iphone camera. //Shahin Donald Duck supermanish boat ride.
Free Willy Asian schoolboy ride.
Space shuttle boat with head of Donald Duck ride.
This one scares me...
This one i posted a while ago, I still don't know what is going on or what they where thinking when they built it.
And to my surprise I found yet another one where the designers seemed to be somewhere else than in their right state of mind when designed.
And finally horse with head of horse ride.

Music: Sabrina - Boys Boys Boys.

A real "dänga" as we say in Sweden, here's a classic summer tune about boys but with a pair of tits stealing the show. Halfway trough the video you have already forgotten what it is you're watching and your surroundings turn into breasts. Enjoy!

//Shahin

George Carlin R.I.P

George Carlins last HBO special.
//Shahin

Happy Midsummer!

Please do not forget to start at least one fight. Enjoy

//Shahin

Skateboarding: Extreme Pete.

Who needs the Gonz when you got Extreme Pete?

//Shahin

The Birthday Pig!

Our own lazyman Mackan turns....I´m not sure what he turns but I´m guessing old. Anyway we wish him a happy birthday and hope he will serve cake and liqour at his party tomorrow night.
//Shahin

Commercials: Head on.

Sometimes I just want to kick some people in the goddamn head. Probably the most annoying commercial ever, enjoy.

//Shahin

Music: Brogrens - Vi har vad i Öja.

Amazing, legendary and extravagant. These are the words best describing this smash hit delivered by Brogrens. "Vi har vad i Öja" as it's called was on TV4's "Skånetoppen" for an entire year in 1997 and could also be seen on the infamous Kanal 21 along with Danne Stråhed and others. Be sure not to miss Erling flexing at 1.28 into the clip. Amazing!

//Shahin

Coming up: Adam Tensta : DOPEBOY!

Hey dudes and dudettes! Shit is in the making!
Stay tuned for more previews!

Lier lier pants on fire.

I just want to point out that the logo lies. We are not faster and I can´t say where better. We´ll try to better ourselves but that is not a promise because that would be a lie.

I quoat Mackan, ¨Hey guys!
I've been a bit bad at postin latley, but now (hurt by the devastating results of the laziness poll) I promise to get back on track again!¨

And yeah sorry about the spelling, I don´t have spellcheck and without that I basically suck at spelling.

Se you soon.

//Shahin

Music: Herbie Hancock jams with his Fairlight CMI.

Get nerdier, it's cool.

//Shahin

Awesomeness: Euro-Techno duo.

Was I the only one who as a kid used to dream of one day having my own euro-techno group? Where I would be the cool rapper and my hot girlfriend would do the vocals? You know with rhymes such as "Boom diggi diggi diggi boom diggi baam!" or "I'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer."? Nope, I didn't think so!


//Shahin

Randomness: Berit hälsar.

Now we normally don't post clips in Swedish cause of our international friends and the fact that the blog is in English for everyone to enjoy. However once in a while some things pop up and they are to good not to be posted. Take it form here Berit!

//Shahin